Now Playing: Terry Clark........Girls LIE 2!!!!!!!
Oh this is Muh song......Let me Just Explain a Few Parts of the Song...Cuz uuuuummmmm well "men" need 2 know these things......& know exactly what were thinking....You jackasses!!!!!!! ROFDL!!!!!!!
So she can't go out tonight again:
Her sister's sick, she's gotta baby-sit.
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse.
Now you didn't hear any of this from me,
But things aren't always what they seem.
Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you.
(This is where we lie so we don't have to see ur asses again....Hell we don't even have a sister prolley.....lmao)
Girls lie too,
we don't care how much money you make,
Or what you drive or what you weigh:
Size don't matter anyway.
Girls lie too:
Don't think you're the only ones,
Who bend it, break it, stretch it some.
We learn from you,
Girls lie too.
(Ok what we ment 2 say was Well maybe u should get another job cuz u need to be taken us out more loser....U drive a WHAT??? ~OMG~ I can't b seen in that!! U should prolley look into that new diet when u can't see ur feet FATTY... & about the size.....If we gotta Flick it 2 see it U better know how to use ur tongue.....& if it jumps out @ me like a dam monster U need 2 think about another "person")
We can't wait to hear about your round of golf.
We love to see deer heads hanging on the wall,
An' we like Hooter's for their hotwings too.
Other guys never cross our minds.
We don't wonder what it might be like.
How could it be any better than it is with you?
(Ok WE HATE GOLF.....Golf is for Sissy Ass Biotches who wear funny ass lookin clothes....Deer Heads??...EeeeeeeeeW Eva heard DEAD THINGS R GROSS!!! Hooter's....Just like a perverted man~Go 2 BW3's for pete sake U HOG!!! Others guys never cross our minds??? I mean come on that's like sayin we get off everytime....OH YEA...WE DON'T!!! We wonder what it could b like....Just incase u mess up like most men do!! How could it be any better?....Well with the golf talk, dead animals staren @ me & Hooters all in my face...I'm thinkin it might get alittle better.....lmao!!)
Yeah, girls lie too:
We always forgive and forget.
The cards and flowers you never sent,
Will never be brought up again.
Girls lie too.
Old grey sweatpants turn us on.
We like your friends and we love your mom.
And that's the truth,
Girls lie too.
(LISTEN 2 ME!!!!!! WE NEVER EVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS FORGET.....We may forgive Till U Piss us Off But we never forget u couldnt take 10 minutes outta ur day 2 get us some flowers & a card.....U Cheap Bastard....This go's back 2 u gettin a 2nd job....We Will Bring it Back Up~U WILL NEVER FORGET ABOUT FORGETTIN US!! Gray Sweats?....Come on man....FerReal!! Might as well throw the dead deer on ur head....Geeeesh! We like ur friends?...Prolley not......there bastards like u I'm sure of it!!.....We love your mom.....Well that one I will say could b true......Unless she rides muh ass cuz Ur a Dam Mommas Boy.....GROW UP....LEAVE MOMMA OUTTA IT!!!!!!!)
Ok after I explained the song I hope u all take a minute 2 take that stupid "I'm Shocked" look off ur face.....Ya we lie....it's nothing new....Except when we lie it's called a FIB....it was to spare the truth that could in turn crush ur poor lil' hearts....ROFL....Can u tell I have issues w/men?..hhmmmmmm maybe a lil'!! Thee idea of a Serious Relationship makes me throw up a lil' in my mouth!! FerReal....lol......So untill a man can take my breath away i say....I'm in the Game!! Play on Playa....(a few know what i mean.....the rest can wonder!!) So Smoochies 2 All & 2 All a Good Night!! Layterz